This is the new funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. My previous funniest thing ever had been the Osama Bin Ladin supporters celebrating the 9/11 terrorist attacks with Osama-collage posters that included "Evil Bert".But at my Billionaires for Bush Meeting last night, one of the members pulled out the George W. Bush "Top Gun" Action Figure. I was amazed that someone would even have the gall to make this. When I saw that it came from TalkingPresidents.com, as you can read on the box, I started to disrobe him to find the activation button. It turns out this version is mute, but, oh boy, did I discover a surprise - the doll's underwear has padding in the crotch!
He is so inadequate, even his doll needs to compensate. This probably comes as no shock to Laura. But Jenna and Barbara should count themselves lucky they were ever born.
The doll was of course made in China and the website also sells dolls of the last four presidents, plus Rumsfeld, Coulter and (Why?) Dennis Miller, all of which do talk. The website has favorable histories, yet the sample phrases include classic phrases like, "...no new taxes," "...the meaning of is," and "...food on your family." The Bush "Top Gun" Action Figure lists all of the accessories except the most important one. Question: Does the Ann Coulter doll also include padded briefs?
